What do you, um, say to a naked, ah, lady? ~ May 22, 1986
David Heiller Saturday night, May 11, was a good night for mystery and suspense. Rain was falling, which helps any story lacking suspense, from Hill Street to Hemingway. The city of Askov lay quiet under the steady rain, and Cliff and Wilma Krogstad lay quiet in their bed as the rain pounded the roof. Cliff and Wilma don’t usually think about mystery and suspense at three in the morning, rain or no rain: They are usually too busy sleeping. But on May 11, Cliff heard a strange noise, and the mystery began. “Cliff and I were sleeping, and all of a sudden, we heard someone come in,” Wilma recalls. “We thought it was our son, going to bed. Then we heard him get up again.” Cliff stumbled bleary-eyed out of bed to investigate. He came back wide awake. “Boy mother, there’s a strange woman in the house,” Cliff said. “You should see the room, it’s a mess.” Mystery in Askov... You should have seen the woman. She was, ah, she didn’t have, well, she seemed to be lacking, um — t...