The terrible twos eternal ~ September 17, 1987
David Heiller “Dere’s Pastor Judas (Judith),” Malika remarked in a clear voice as we walked down the aisle at church last Sunday. “Sshh,” Cindy whispered, as we swing into the fifth pew. “You have to talk like this.” “You have to talk like dis?” Malika answered in her clear voice. “Sshh,” I tried, “no, like this.” “Like dis?” she asked in that same voice. “Dere’s Pastor Judas.” Malika at two: more at home in a tree, than in a pew. Cindy and I sighed in unison. Malika had wanted to go to church with Noah, her four-year-old brother who can now behave in church relatively well. We knew we had to give her a sporting chance. Malika squirmed off Mom’s lap, and walked to the far end of the pew. She eyed Mark Johnson carefully. Mark had sat down in the same pew with us, not knowing he would have been better off in a hornet’s nest. Then Malika stood up and grinned at the folks behind us, a pew full of teenagers. Malika squeezed past me and grinned across the aisle to the p...