Singing the praises of Jane Doe ~ June 13, 1991
David Heiller This is a true story about babysitting. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Babysitters. They come in all shapes, sizes, sexes, ages, and abilities, and we’ve run the gamut over the past eight years. Some have been good with the kids and do some of the “extras” too, like picking up the house and keeping the dishes washed. Others have been good housekeepers but chained the kids to their bedposts. Then there are those who don’t even wipe the table and get chained to the bedposts themselves by the kids after falling for that fatal line: “Mommy and Daddy let us do this to them all the time.” We’ve had some very good babysitters, including Jane Doe, who we have hired for the summer. Babysitters... the good ones make life so good, and the great one s fill us with gratitude, even decades later. Jane Doe watches Noah and Mollie one day a week, while Cindy and I put together this newspaper. Jane started last week. She had...