A song for Hazel: She calls everywhere ~ December 13, 1990
Editors note: Click here for the original and true song... This must have the melody from the old Johnny Cash song: “I’ve Been Everywhere” playing in your head in order to make any sense of this. David wrote it for the staff Christmas party in 1990, and sang it every Christmas party thereafter. He also sang it to hoots at the variety show most Rutabaga Festivals. Pronounciation is key, so I will give a few clues for non-northern Pine County types who actually want to try to read this: Trygve: Trigvee, Lunde: Lundee, Krabbe: Crabbie, Bagge: Baggee, Kukuk: Cookoo, Klocke: Clockee, Loew: Low. In the end though, I know the song, and the names, and the people, and I don’t know how David managed to actually sing this! But he did. ~chg A song for Hazel: She calls everywhere David Heiller Hazel Serritslev writes the Askov news for the Askov American, and she writes it well, in my humble opinion. Sometimes people bring news items in, or call her with ...