Behind the Lines: by David Heiller

David Heiller Bees are a small part of my life, but one that I like. They only sting when they are mad. They are like people in that way. I have one hive of bees. That isn’t much, even though a hive can contain 80,000 bees. A few of them stung me on Sunday when I took half of their honey away. I couldn’t blame them. I was late in taking the honey, as Nick Worobel pointed out on September 21. He was a master beekeeper in his day, first in Ukraine then in rural Bruno. Now he lives in the big city of Sandstone. When I told him I was going to take the honey on Sunday, a wistful look flickered across his face and he smiled. “Make sure you feed the bees when you are done,” he said, after reminding me that I was about a month late in my job. “Mix half sugar and half water and set it on top of hive. They like that.” Good old Nick will be giving bee advice on his deathbed, which hopefully will be many years away. One of David's beekeeping chores. This is a  spring job...

David Heiller I like to swallow a clove of garlic every morning. It’s supposed to be good for your hea rt. It’s supposed to help you lose weight. I swallowed a clove last Thursday at 6 a.m. I knew I was in trouble as soon as I swallowed it. It hung in the back of my throat, then slipped down my gullet like a boat anchor. Somewhere pa rt way down—not all the way down—it stopped. When it came time for breakfast, I couldn’t eat. I tried one bite of bread, and it also went part way down and stopped. I took a drink of water. It went pa rt way down, and stopped. No problem, I thought. The garlic will work its way south, and I’ll soon be able to eat and drink. But that didn’t happen. Not at 10 a.m. Not at noon. Not at 2 p.m. That garlic clove was lodged in my throat. It didn’t hurt. It didn’t bother my voice or my breathing. But I couldn’t eat or drink, and this was not the way I like to lose weight. At about 2:30 I called Gateway Clinic in Sandstone. I was hoping my doc...

David Heiller I started thinking about marriage at an early age. Our seventh grade class was putting on a Thanksgiving play, The Courtship of Miles Standish, at school. I had the role of the minister. Toward the end of the play, the pilgrims made a circle and gave thanks for their blessings. I led the prayer. “Let us bow our heads in Holy Matrimony,” I began. Ann Conrad, standing next to me, started giggling. She thought that was the greatest joke. I didn’t even know what I had said. It had sounded official, something a pilgrim would say. But he wouldn’t have said it to Ann Conrad. Now, some 22 years later, the subject of Holy Matrimony has been raised again, and once again, I’m the culprit. It all started as a joke. Mollie was talking about her best friend at the day care. “I really like Bobbi Jo,” she said. Grandma O watches as a very small Malika puts the pieces of the puzzle in place. “She’s a pretty good egg,” I answered in one of my standard lines....

David Heiller The first day of school has changed around our house. Not too many years ago, the kids looked forward to returning to school. It was an exciting, nervous time. They wanted to see their old friends. They knew they would meet a few new ones. They were curious about their teachers. Those early years of the first-day-of-school photos were really fun. (Noah is in first grade, Malika in kindergarten.) When Dave Nyrud would pull up into the driveway with his school bus at 7:10 or so, they would jostle each other in an attempt to get on first. I couldn’t talk the kids out of getting on the school bus on the first day of school, but it wouldn’t take much talking now. For about the past three weeks, they have been lamenting the end of summer and the start of school. I wouldn’t say the kids hate school. That’s too strong a word. But somewhere along the line, they have grown to not like it very much. School used to be mostly fun. Now it’s mostly work. That’s n...

David Heiller Cindy has a calendar on her desk that has interesting sayings on it for every day of the year, except for the weekends, when two days are combined together. Sometimes she hands me a saying on a busy day, when the phone is ringing and the com­puter is crashing, and I just glance at it before sending it flying into the waste basket. I could probably benefit from those notes, but I don’t take the time to let them soak in. But when she handed me the one reprinted at right, I stopped and read it and actually saved it, which must be the ultimate compliment to people who create daily calendars. It sums up what I feel a lot these days. There isn’t a day that goes by this time of year when something from the garden doesn’t end up on the table. If you have a garden, I bet you feel the same way. Even the little ones are pleased with the bounty! Cauliflower, broccoli, potatoes, onions, pep­pers, cucumbers, carrots, and beets are all tak­ing their turns on ...