David Heiller
The
Weather Woman on channel 10 was finishing her Saturday night report, while
Cindy and I sat exhausted on the couch, half-watching, half-sleeping.
Nothing
could have got our attention except the words that Rhonda Grussendorf said
next: “and there’s a chance of frost in the low-lying areas.”
“Oh no,
frost,” I groaned. Murphy’s Law, 14-C: The
Night After You Plant Tomatoes, Frost Will Come.
Collin working on the peas in a later version of the Garden of Dreams... because for us, they were ALL Gardens of Dreams. |
I looked
at the outdoor thermometer: 52 degrees. “What do you think?” I asked Cindy.
Last year we had a killing frost on June 10, and here it was only June 3. But the thought of covering
tomatoes on Saturday night? Expletive deleted.
“We can
spray them with water in the morning before the sun hits them, that’s supposed
to take care of frost damage,” Cindy said. She always says that on nights when
frost may come.
We were
asleep 10 minutes later.
(O.K.
readers, you know what happens next. You’ve read it here before, and if you
live in northern Pine County, you’ve experienced it yourself. Hard-luck chump
has frost wipe out tomatoes and peppers. Newspaper editor writes hard-luck
column about it, tries to make it funny.)
Wrong. It
didn’t happen this year. Sunday morning, the thermometer said 50 degrees at
7:30 a.m. No frost. Not even close. Murphy lay flat on his back on the canvas,
seeing stars, and he’s going to stay there.
See, this
year is different, this year is the Garden of Dreams. I stole that title from
the movie called “Field of Dreams.” Cindy and I saw it Friday night,
celebrating our ninth anniversary of marriage.
What the
heck does a baseball movie have to do with a garden? You’re stretching it,
Heiller.
Maybe I
am. But bear with me. First, if you like baseball, or if you have kids, or
both, or neither, go see Field of Dreams.
If you’re Ghengis Kahn’s first cousin, see it. In my book, it’s an
unforgettable movie.
And it’s
more than a baseball movie. It’s about a man, Ray Kinsella, who is looking for
something, just what he’s not sure. His own identity, his father, his values? I
still can’t say, because Ray can’t say.
Don’t
worry about how man dead for 30 years can appear in a 1919 Chicago White Sox
uniform in his prime of life and hit a baseball 420 feet. He comes, and Ray’s
search is on, taking him to Chicago in search of a famous author, to Chisholm,
Minnesota, in search of a doctor, and back home, where the reality and fantasy
come together.
It’s the
kind of movie that makes you want to grab a ball and glove and play catch with
your kid. Or do something crazy, like plow your corn under and build a baseball
field, or whatever the voice inside you whispers.
In go the tomatoes, but Queen Ida, is nervous about it... She was never very confident about anything, including frosts. |
There’s a
scene in Field of Dreams where
Shoeless Joe, struck with the awe of what has happened, asks Ray, “Is this
Heaven?” Ray answers, “No, this is Iowa.” Last Saturday was like that. Iowa,
Minnesota, a baseball field, a garden, Heaven. Sometimes it’s hard to tell the
difference.
Frost or
no frost.
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