Monday, December 11, 2023

1990 Christmas letter to Grandma ~ December 27, 1990


David Heiller

Dear Grandma:
I guess it’s that time again, to tell you about the kids’ Christmas program last Sunday.
The Sunday School crew did “real fine,” as you would say. For a while though, it looked like the halos and crowns would come crashing down, bringing the entire kindergarten class along.
It started with Kimberly’s halo, a heavy wire shaped to fit around her head, then bent into another circle up above and covered with tinfoil. The thing worked for a while. Maybe three minutes. Then Kim figured out that this fancy halo was nothing more than a coat hanger digging into her skull.
Grandma O and Malika and what they both loved:
each other and Christmas treats
So she took it off. Which meant that Mollie and Chelsea and Tanya and Laura all realized that THEIR crowns and halos also felt like something out of the Spanish Inquisition. One by one, they re-arranged their headgear, taking them off, twisting them, having them slide over their eyes, dropping them on the floor, asking their teacher, Missy, for help.
Only Brandi had the will power not to touch her crown, and she did that by folding her hands together and keeping them firmly squeezed between her knees.
The Sjoblom Boys held down the front row. Jacob arrived with the sniffles, after Mona had told me before the service that he was having kittens in the Pastor’s office. But he soon managed a stiff upper lip, and the kittens never arrived!
His older brother, Isaac, had an even better weapon than tears in his arsenal. First he leaned his head up against the iron railing that leads to the altar, rolled his eyes, and sighed. Next, he turned around and visited with the second row of kids through the slats on the back of his chair. Then he bent way over until Isaac reached over to touch the bare skin he had exposed to the congregation. That made him sit back up. Missy tried her best again, but with Mom standing helplessly at the back of the church, Isaac simply shook his head slowly at her, leaned it back up against the railing, rolled his eyes, and sighed.
A better weapon indeed! Is there any more pure torture for parents than to see their kids shake their heads at their teachers, while all Mom and Dad can do is sit and watch? And in church, for crying out loud.
But it made sense in a way. In his sermon, Pastor Sjoblom, better known as Daddy to Isaac and Jacob, had told us to get EXCITED about salvation. Well, maybe Isaac was just taking his advice.
Noah and Malika and some Christmas magic.
And when the pastor asked, “What is more important than salvation?”, maybe those kids were answering in so many words: “Well, tinfoil crowns and coat hanger halos that don’t fit are more important!”
We witnessed acts of courage at the program too. Take Chrissy and Joey, singing solos into a microphone before a full church of staring adults. How many soldiers or ditch-diggers or editors could do that?
Or the courage to stand up and say their lines, after practicing them at the supper table and in the car for the past three weeks. But they remembered, just like we did and Mom did and you probably did too. Some things don’t change much.

“They didn’t call it Christmas, but they knew someone was coming,” Mollie said with a grin at the fourth pew, where we sat.
“Rejoice greatly, oh daughter of Zion, shout aloud, oh daughter of Jerusalem. Lo, your king comes to you,” Noah said. He didn’t look at us, because he didn’t want to smile. You could see he was trying hard not to, the way he held his mouth. But we all smiled, and puffed but our chests, and Grandma Olson brushed at her eyes.
Did you get tingles up your spine over a few sentences from us, standing in front of the church 30 years ago? I did on Sunday. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s one of those great theological mysteries, like why God made mosquitoes and woodticks.
Maybe you know that answer now. I sure don’t, but I don’t want to either, because then these feelings might stop, and that would indeed be a tragedy.
So we—the whole congregation, mind you—sat and watched and beamed and sang and cried and even tingled, and when it came time for Joy to the World, I thought, “This is indeed a time to let heaven and nature sing, because children ARE the wonders of His love.”
Love, David



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